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Jul 30th 2010 By The Sexpert

Sex Masterclass: Moves to suit his manhood

From the 'pencil' to the 'mushroom' penises come in all manner of shapes and sizes – each one capable of delivering an explosive orgasm. It's all a question of picking the right angle for his dangle.

Size doesn't matter...

The 'arm' (thick)
We joke about wanting a man who's well endowed but when you're used to dealing with Mr Average, the sight of a porn-star-proportion penis can be pretty intimidating. But don't forget our bodies are designed for childbirth. Your vagina will have no problem stretching to accommodate him. The more relaxed you are the easier it will be. Panic and you will literally clam up with fear, making his entry at worst impossible, at best uncomfortable. Take a bath together, give each other a full body massage, gently kiss and lick your erogenous zones – whatever it takes to get you in the mood. Then massage one another with lubricant to help him to glide smoothly inside.

Try: Girl-on-top
This position is ideal as it gives you control of the speed and depth of penetration. Try moving your hips in a steady circular motion. Arching your back will not only ensure his member hits your G-spot it will prevent him entering you as quickly and deeply as he would if your back was completely straight.

The 'pencil' (thin)
Poor 'pencil' men get a bit of a bad press but if anything, they're likely to work twice as hard at pleasuring you to compensate for any insecurities. Many women fantasise about thick penises because of the satisfying feeling of being 'full' but there are manoeuvres you can make to create that fuller feeling. If your man is a little insecure, it's in your best interest to boost his bedroom confidence. The easiest way you can do this is by lavishing his penis with attention. While using a combination of hand and mouth to pleasure him, make hungry sounds of satisfaction as though his penis is a huge turn-on. It will help him to feel huge.

Jul 30th 2010 By Caroline Cassidy

Are iPad users the 'selfish elite'?

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Is it possible to judge a person's character on the gadgets they buy? According to a recent survey it is, and it has revealed that iPad owners are a selfish and unkind bunch who have little empathy for others.

The poll of 20,000 consumers, carried out by American company MyType, has branded iPad users as the "selfish elite" who are six times more likely to be "wealthy, well-educated, power-hungry, over-achieving, sophisticated, unkind and non-altruistic 30-50-year-olds".

They are also workaholics who care about little but business and finance, they cherish "power and achievement" and wouldn't even cross the street to help someone.

Tim Koelkebeck, of MyType, believes that the iPad's price tag which can range from £429 to £699 is what attracts this sort of person to buy one.

Jul 30th 2010 By Caroline Cassidy

Should I stay or should I go?

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It's fair to say that rarely do we find the right person first time round. But if your current relationship just doesn't seem to be going anywhere it can still be hard to know when to call it a day. Here are a few signs that it's time to walk away...

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Should I stay or should I go?

If your partner's phone reception regularly (and mysteriously) cuts out, there's suddenly a plethora of unexpected business meetings or they're working unusually late, the chances are there are extra-curricular activities going on.

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Should I stay or should I go?

Missing in action
If your partner's phone reception regularly (and mysteriously) cuts out, there's suddenly a plethora of unexpected business meetings or they're working unusually late, the chances are there are extra-curricular activities going on. Confront or ignore, it's your choice – but get out before your self-esteem bottoms out.

Should I stay or should I go?

The little things REALLY matter
In the beginning the knuckle-cracking, those oh-so-funny impressions and the cute snort while laughing are endearing and of little consequence within the big picture. But if you're finding every tiny movement, expression and inflection irritating, it's doubtful you can even see the big picture any more and it's time to move on.

Should I stay or should I go?

Time for a change
There are always things we'd change about our partners. Even so, if their clothes, career, ambitions and attitudes are subjected to detailed scrutiny at every turn, the chances are you're not compatible. Leave them to choose their own path.

Should I stay or should I go?

Friendly fire
Remember when you were in each other's pockets, day after day? Well, it was bound to get tiresome sooner or later. But if either side insists on inviting pals to your evenings in or out, it's time to take the single road once again.

Should I stay or should I go?

I have a cunning plan
You know the relationship isn't going well, you're desperate to start chatting up the hottie at the local Starbucks but you just can't bring yourself to break your partner's heart – sound familiar? Don't be tempted to treat them badly in the hopes that they'll do it for you. Do the honourable thing, step up and end it.

Should I stay or should I go?

Cheating chances
To be fair, the phrase 'once a cheater, always a cheater' isn't necessarily entirely based on fact. The question is, can you ever trust them again once you've discovered an infidelity? If not, get out – you'll only end up a paranoid,
suspicious wreck.

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Bedroom blank
It's unlikely that your love life is quite as hot and as frequent as it used to be. But if you're drawing a total blank in the bedroom, you've ended up in the 'friend zone'. And that means neither of you is making the most of life. If it's companionship you're after get a flatmate and a lover instead.

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Compare and contrast
At the beginning of a relationship, most of us would admit to comparing our new love to an old one. However, if you're still at it months down the line, you're clearly not focused on the current relationship – either put out those old embers or walk away before things just splutter to a halt.

Should I stay or should I go?

Lacking in laughter
The majority of couples who stay together will testify that laughter is an essential part of their relationship. So if the once-hilarious private jokes, light-hearted banter and giggles have gone you're unlikely to last the distance. Time to stop being a sad sack and lighten up with somebody else.

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Future fears
Let's face it, if you're in it for the long haul, you've got to share some hopes and dreams – whether you see yourself travelling the world together or raising a family. And if you're not planning a future TOGETHER, then it's time to take off.

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Jul 30th 2010 By Caroline Cassidy

Swan accused of killing off first wife and driving away two more

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Is he a murderer or just unlucky in love? A swan, at Hestercombe Gardens in Somerset, allegedly killed his first wife, his second left him taking their babies with her and his third died a mysterious death.

The gardens' chief executive described the bird as a "curmudgeonly old bachelor", while Britain's only swan-herder, Dave Wheeler, is not convinced that the swan is a killer.

But his three past relationships have been turbulent indeed.

His first mate was found dead on the water when she was supposed to be sitting on her eggs. The second mate raised three cygnets but then left her husband with the cygnets in tow and was never seen again. The last mate also left her husband to live on a separate pond, but she later died after suffering "depression".

Mr White said: "The public do get upset when they see the swan by himself because the general impression tends to be of swans being part of a loyal couple, devoted to one another. In fact that's not the case – he's had three different mates and the relationships haven't worked out."

Staff at the gardens have given up attempting to find the bird a mate.

Mr Wheeler said: "I think he's just going to have to settle for being on the shelf."

What do you think? Did the swan kill and drive away his mates? Leave your comments below...

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Jul 30th 2010 By Caroline Cassidy

Scantily clad women send men's car crash rates soaring

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Aahh, the summer - short skirts, bikini tops and sandals... we ladies love our summertime wardrobes. Unfortunately so do the menfolk and it's causing trouble on Britain's roads.

This unusually prolonged spell of hot weather has seen scantily-clad women out in force and their allure is distracting the country's male drivers.

In fact, research by insurance company Sheilas' Wheels has revealed that 29 per cent of men confessed to being distracted by a pretty woman whilst driving.

And unsurprisingly the chaps are 10 times more likely than women to lose driving concentration because of a revealing outfit.

It's a subject that even Top Gear's Jeremy Clarkson brought up on the show.

Jul 30th 2010 By Caroline Cassidy

Divorce ruling a 'charter for cheating husbands'

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Do you think that wealthy men should be able to hide their assets from their wives so that they escape paying hefty divorce payouts?

Most of us would say no– but a landmark decision is one of Britain's most bitter divorce battles has been branded a 'cheat's charter' as it permits divorcing couples to hide their true wealth.

Lisa Imerman was told that she cannot base her claim on thousands of documents downloaded by her brothers from her husband's computer.

She is seeking at least £100million from her husband Vivian, a food and drinks magnate known as 'The Man from Del Monte' after he sold a stake in the fruit juice firm for £380million.

Mrs Imerman signed a pre-nuptial agreement when she married six years ago, but she is asking for more because she says his fortune has increased.

Speaking after the judgement, Mrs Imerman said: 'Wives are so disadvantaged by what the judges have decreed because husbands can hide all their assets now and even if wives know about it they can do nothing.'

From now on, the only lawful way to obtain evidence showing a husband's true finances will be for wives to apply for orders to search his offices, seize documents and freeze his assets, but many women will not be able to afford to do this, meaning that they do not necessarily get a fair outcome.

Mr Imerman maintained that he was happy to disclose his finances but said he was upset that his estranged wife obtained personal information from his computer hard drive.

Do you think people should be able to hide their assets in a divorce? Leave a comment below...

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Jul 30th 2010 By Caroline Cassidy

Botox figures soar to more than 1m treatments a year

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The number of cosmetic enhancements such as Botox, lip plumping and the like have soared to more than one million over the past year - a rise of 15 per cent.

Since they can't all have been Katie Price, that means that more British women than ever before are now resorting to Botox in a bid to hold back the years and the threat of an expressionless face and bunny lines clearly aren't putting them off.

In fact, the figures suggest that these in-and-out procedures are now seen as part of a normal beauty regime.

A survey by retail analysts Mintel suggested that a massive 19 million people (both men and women) would consider a cosmetic enhancement it they could only afford it.

Jul 30th 2010 By Caroline Cassidy

Girl Guide goals: Scale a mountain and produce a film by 15

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If you thought that the Girl Guides was designed to teach girls about baking, sewing and maybe going on the occasional camping trip, then think again.

Girlguiding UK reckons that young girls aren't given the same opportunities for adventure as boys, and suffer from lack of confidence as a result.

So as part of their centenary celebrations, they've come up with a list of 15 activities that girls should aim to take part in before they turn 15.

The list includes mountain climbing, film making, scuba diving and going to a gig.

Liz Burnley CBE, the Chief Guide, said: 'We know that women are still under-represented in many professional fields and are often not offered the same opportunities to take on adventurous activities as boys. Therefore '15 things' is not just a fun to-do list but also an important tool to help girls build their confidence in themselves and raise their aspirations.'

Given that there are some things on the list that the average 30 year old hasn't tried – ice climbing, anyone? – it does seem a bit ambitious.

But we wish someone had been encouraging us to stay up and watch the sunrise with our mates when we were 15.

We had to be in bed by 9.30pm...

What activities do you think every girl should try by the time she's 15? Leave a comment below...

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